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Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.
Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.
by Idrill January 13, 2024
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Ride to the train station

Killing and disposing of your enemy, where no one will find the body.
Hey, give this guy a ride to the train station.

If you don’t do as I say, you’ll get a ride to the train station.
by Shawnny December 10, 2023
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Something you say when you're very upset with somebody. Often used as the harshest and most aggressive insult.
"I HATE YOU, I HOPE YOU GO TO THE FREAKING TRAIN STATION."
by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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An original metaphor that means taking something to far without realising, and then realising after.

An original, by me.
Tommy said a weird joke that I think he left on the train a few kilometres after its station.

I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.
by Anonymous Weetup January 27, 2026
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trainstation kids

The funniest thing i have ever heard of - and i only heard about this incredible phenomena today.

How so much time can be spent hanging around a train station jacking each other off and chasing other funny looking kids around i will never know. Get out of the train station. You're outnumbered by the general public, most of whom probably possess heavy briefcases, umbrellas and the odd knife.. as well as the basic ability to spell and read - the perfect tools for mercing a bunch of kids who've probably just eaten too many blue sweets and decided (on that basis) to form a subculture.
"Hey, i'm in Leeds"
"Oh really?"
"Yeah i just got off the train"
"Where you headed?"
"Probably gonna just gonna get back on the train and head home to be honest, there's kids in fancy dress chasing each other everywhere."
"It'll be them trainstation kids"
by toomuchtooyoung January 2, 2009
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