land of misfit toys

A place where misfits gather and spend time. Spin off from the Island of Misfit toys. Which was made famous from the Christmas movie Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys.

I like working in the land of misfit toys.

by Aunt Chrissy November 5, 2006

toyboy

The boyfriend of an older woman.

"My friend Mary dates a guy who's 11 years younger than her, she loves having a ToyBoy and I bet he loves having an older woman too"

by Miss P July 19, 2004

toyshow

A portion of a party stripper's show where she uses sex toys like dildos etc.
This part of the event can sometimes include audience participation and tricks or gags like shooting ping pong balls or puffing a cigarette or cigar with her girl parts.

The stripper at the bachelor party did a toyshow where she let the groom use a dildo on her and then shot ping pong balls across the room with her snatch.

by Phineas T July 5, 2009

toys r us

A store that used to be good but now is only good for always sold out overpriced video games. Half of the store has baby toys and clothes.

Toys R us suck MaH BalLs!

by elvis on the toilet. would you like a sandwhich? February 18, 2004

Roof toys

Amenities (swimming pool, tennis court, wet bar, trees) corporations install on the roof of their office skyscraper to convince executives to spend even more of their time at the office.

I took the job at Initech instead, they have better roof toys.

by Mark Dixon July 5, 2003

analog toys

any traditional toys for children like footballs, bicycles and such that are not digital technology toys, such as iPhones, tablets of video games.

Did you get anything good for Christmas? No, all I got was analog toys.

by Mark P. Animal November 22, 2014

Big Boys With Big Toys

Exactly what it says just some big boys (Teenagers) with big toys (Whatever you want it to be)
Only some stupid group of Teens can use this

Girl: man that group of XC boys is hot

Friend: yeah there the Big Boys With Big Toys

by Big Boy with da toy March 21, 2019