Towel

Something to wipe or cover yo booty around.
Also hides them big ass bums and bouncy tits.

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Although better without the towel on.

Wife : Honey, have you seen my towel ? My butt is getting cold !
Husband : I like you better without the towel, heh.
Wife : Ohhh(;
Wife : -Smack-
Husband : -Pwned-

by YesNolol4832859 April 08, 2009

Toweling

When you pass out drunk with your towel on after taking a shower

"How was your night man?"

"Man I got so drunk I was toweling last night"

by WoolworthsAus December 09, 2016

toweller

(Noun) - one who towels

"Who's the guy who comes to towel us off?"

"Oh, he's the toweller."

by Here's Johnny!!! June 16, 2011

towel

1)Towel is a slang term, which quickly became popular across the streets of Manalapan, NJ. The word towel is not generally used lightly, but is generally used to put someone down you have very little respect for.
2) To be Dan Friedwald-esque

1) person 1-Dude your such a towel
person 2- dont compare me to friedwald... thats low
person 1- shut up you shamwow

by sham-wow!!!! January 20, 2009

Towel

Bring one so you don't get all wet.

Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get all wet.

by I Love Towelie October 09, 2003

Towel

A deragotary term for someone who is better than you.

"Well, you're a towel."

by General_Truffles March 10, 2003

Towel

Comes in many different colors and sizes; also there are microfiber towels, which clean very very good. The most importance of a towel is to have it in handy for unsuspected/suspected moments. Also it is needed when seeing somebody of the opposite sex because something about them arouses you.

Kaos: Damn you see that fine dime??
Slick: Oh Fa Sho!
Kaos: ooooo Gaaaaaaa dayum!!!!! someone hand me a towel!!!
Slick: Hand me Two microfiber-towels!!!!

by Gerardo07 July 03, 2006