Towelie

A one night stand with a soap phobia stays at your house and cleans their asshole on your towel. Your roomie finds it, and chases you around the kitchen. You have now slept with a towelie.

"Oh my god, I think that Wally is a Towelie, check out the round shit stain i found".

"Towlie can't even clean his ass properly, I can't believe you fucked that. Next he will be handing you a hot lunch".

by abracadabra10 March 26, 2009

Towelie's Sister

The sister of someone who lives in Orange County and showed her boobs to the world on MTV. A *fap* girl.

I love Towelie's Sister

by *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap f November 9, 2003

Towelie

Fetish object for frustrated self pleasure. Getting high with a Towelie is a way to relieve tension after an fruitless night on the pull.

He went to the party but she made out with his best friend. So he went home and shot ectoplasm into his towelie.

by Mikenonotthatonetheotherone August 15, 2008

towelie

The object used to clean up sperm after one male has told another male u take one corner ill take another.

In hughs house he gives stephen some of his dads porn and says u take one corner ill take another, hugh proceeds to wank and clean up his cum with towelie and stephen plays jurassic park on de playstation

by Tuti Smith January 12, 2008

Toweller

A person who keeps using other people towels to dry his/her nasty body.

Friend: Hey, what's that guy like?

Me: He's smart and charming but his a toweller.

Friend: oh yuck!

by Itsyourteachergetbacktowork March 2, 2020

ToweliePar0dy

The Best Twitter Account On Twitter. He’s the King of Parody Twitter

Friend 1: hey do you know @ToweliePar0dy
Friend 2: Yea! They are better than FlyingMator and Flowerisfunny
FlyingMator: WAAAAAH!!! Someone call my mommy!

by WisePornstar October 28, 2020

towelie

Towelie is a larp girl who tries and baits unsuspecting dudes in the r/wallstreetbets discord into going on his blog (which is on his discord banner). Towelie always changes his pfp to a similar looking girl every week to make it even more sus.

Person 1: Towelie is a dude
Person 2: Nah fr? TOWELIE IS A DUDE?!?
Towelie: im a towel :pepejammydance:

by monkeeeeee January 31, 2022