The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.
The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.
There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.
The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.
There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.
The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.
by 10aflyGuy May 30, 2018
Get the The Mierdas Touch mug.A phrase said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the TikTok I tagged you in?
Person 2: The one where people were talking about which NUMBER they would let rail them?!?!
P1: Ya! I would let 4 hit it, ngl.
P2: OUTSIDE. NOW. You need to fucking touch some grass.
Person 2: The one where people were talking about which NUMBER they would let rail them?!?!
P1: Ya! I would let 4 hit it, ngl.
P2: OUTSIDE. NOW. You need to fucking touch some grass.
by erin.sharkey April 14, 2021
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Dude 2: Oh shit dude that's pretty sweet!
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Get the Touchling mug.Someone who only produces bad things, or someone who turns everything s/he touches into shit. The opposite of Midas touch, where everything King Midas touches turns into gold.
I never ask John for his input because he has that Trump touch. I just know it would be all fucked up.
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Monica was so pleased when Brian and his 5 buddies penetrated her 6 holes at once to make her a member of the touchdown club.
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