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Tottenham Hotspurs

One of the most hated clubs in the Premiership. Arsenal, Chelsea and West Ham all hate Spurs (going back to Spurs' large Jewish fanbase) though really it is out of jealousy. Spurs have the best fans in the prem (all this bullshit about toon and sunderland is shite, they all leave when the going gets tough)

to summarise tottenham are amazing, although the results and performances of the team are unpredictable but after all when else can you see amazing players such as richardo rocha and ben alwick??
tottenham hotspurs 5 - 1 arsenal

arsenal fan: yeah its carling cup we didnt play our best team

me: so your best team doesnt include fabregas, adebayor, Van Persie or gallas(before he went mental)
by jermaine jenas July 2, 2009
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Tottenham Hotspur

Better than arsenal

Arsenal live in Tottenhams shadow

Best In London

Kings of north London

In the champions league final
What’s that team called that’s the better version of arsenal

Oh yeah that’s Tottenham Hotspur
by Jammy_K May 8, 2019
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Tottenham hotspurs

The biggest bottlers in the whole of English football always believing they are better then anyone else without actually winning anything.

They love to pretend they aren't bothered by West Ham United but they constantly try to prove to West Ham fans that West Ham are their cup final team when really Tottenham Hotspurs are just another team that happens to play in the same league and city. It's well known that West Ham fan's biggest fiercest rivalry is Millwall, they even hate minnows Sheffield United more.
I hope they don't bottle it again like Tottenham Hotspurs arrogant fuckers
by Spurzy_cannot_win_a_thing February 11, 2019
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tottenham fan

A fan who probably has brain damage and weights over 500 kg
Haruki is such a tottenham fan, lol.
by ProudGregKoDisrespector October 3, 2021
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The Tottenham Team

A disgrace to London and every where in England, also know as a terrible football team that rely on there good players, wait... they have no good players
Europa League Group B
The Milan Team
The Koln Team
The Tottenham Team
The Villareal Team
by Finnottz May 14, 2016
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Tottenham Hotspur

1.Worst club in europe and has overly loyal fans who has false hope for their club.

2. A shit and banter club.

3. Bunch of bottlers.
A friend : Why are you still that shite club Tottenham Hotspur?

Spurs supporter : Just to watch Ndombele play.
by Flyre. March 31, 2021
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Tottenham shopping spree

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.
Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.
by donwanakno August 15, 2011
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