tarmacing

during fornication, the male lays a steamy stool on the female's chest then spunks down the centre of the shit in affect making the white lines similar to those of road markings

last night i caught Ali tarmacing Dave

by RICHARD THACKER November 7, 2007

tarmaccing

The act of defecating onto another person, and wiping the faeces into a smooth surface across their body. At this point, it is popular to add "double yellow lines" of urine, or "white lines" of semen.

"Afsana enjoys tarmaccing with a horse"

"After the picnic, the children went back to the cottage for some tarmaccing"

by Andrew Cole June 2, 2007

Tarmacking

After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.

Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.

After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.

by Compliments of Maxim (the filth) December 20, 2004

tarmac

A word cherished by news corporations in the wake of any aviation incident that occurs at any airport. Tarmac refers to any paved area on an airport and usually replaces such words as apron, ramp, taxiway, or runway. Most of these areas are actually paved with concrete and not tarmac.

Passengers were left stranded for hours on the tarmac at Chicago O'Hare International Airport after the plane suffered engine problems.

by TootMcBoot November 7, 2017

Tosmacco

To mix Tobbaco and Smack and smoke it in a casual roll up cigarette.

Chris - I loves me some tosmacco

Pig - ket that out my face man

by PapaJfresh January 23, 2010

tarmac

A word which gives much joy to news people, who think they have discovered what to call the hard surface where aircraft park at an airport. The correct term is "ramp".

Upon exiting Marine One and seeing the news cameras rolling, Bush strutted like Ronnie across the tarmac.

by _db_ August 29, 2007

tarmacing

when a girl is in the cowboy position, she moves up and shits on the bans chest, she then proceeds to rub it in with her arse cheeks like a steam roller, hence tarmacing.

this always happens to dj's. they take a girl home the girl (or guy) starts tarmacing! it sucks to be a dj

by 666god666 April 13, 2009