Topcat

A person of infinite wisdom. The topman, the leader of the pack, the head of the herd. When all fails, turn to 'topcat' for advice and direction. Physically adonic, mentally Einsteinien.

we're in a right state here chaps, the chips are down. What on earth shall we do?
Ask 'topcat', he'll know exactly what to do and will lead us on...

by topcat April 18, 2005

Temecula Tophat

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.

Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.

by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011

tonpa

a sneaky little ass probably about to manipulate the shit out of you.

Tonpa is coming....

by Naruto Freecss September 8, 2020

Tappa Teeth

Having undeveloped baby teeth with a 3 centimeter gap in between.

That hoe got Tappa Teeth.

Yea when she smokes she puts the joint in between her two front teeth.

by Ms. Maria November 23, 2015

Topanga'd

The act of a female proposing marriage to a male.

In reference to the scene in Boy Meets World where Topanga proposes to Cory.

"Did you hear Lily and Marshall got engaged?"
"No, really? I thought he would never propose".

"He didn't! She got sick of waiting and Topanga'd him!"

by OldManRivers May 13, 2021

topiary

A lesser known descriptive term for female pubic hair, obviously this does not apply to men, as it sounds ridiculously girly.

That girl had so much topiary in front of her wossname that I could have trimmed it into a unicorn!

by oO S3R4PH Oo January 11, 2008

Toepaman

Derogatry term used to a gay man who is also stupid who really has no point in livin or breathin

Origniated in the Caribean / South America

yo that man is a real Toepaman

oi blud u is a Toepaman

no bruv u is the Toepaman

oh oh oh bwoy is it beef now eh nigga

by Benzo61946Man November 17, 2010