Topeethur

When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth

Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr

"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Topek

A type of monkey/ape from Asian species. It is rarely seen. This type of monkey/ape is close to humans and in some folklores in Malaysia, there is a story about "Topek" mimicking humans and going to school out of curiosity.

"You should get home early or Topek will kidnap and replace you..."

by Lupiez December 9, 2021

Tepex

Tepex also known as Tepec is a former mod of neon nados. Currently a helper and a youtuber that never uploads. He plays plane crazy yet doesn't know how to motor lock as yet. He goes offline randomly and there is no say to it.

user1 : Tepex here new vids 😡

tepex : In my ass Now and no other oweoxbhxuyiwywiywyqytty is going out for me and I’m rir have
#Mimi Mimi Mimi Mimi Mimi Mimi mama mama mama mama mama Mimi

by TotallyNotAtomic December 29, 2021

Fat tope

Similar to a chode, the fat tope is fatter and topier and is general all round cock!

Guy 1: Hey have u seen Toby Roberts recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he's out banging Chodes like a fat tope
Guy 1: What a fat tope!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: for sure

by Topey Noberts August 20, 2009

The Topeka Fly Trap

The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.

Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.

by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020

Topix 'Judge It' Wuss

One who cannot stand up to a debate against an intellectually superior person when posting on the Topix website (www.topix.com) and anonymously uses the "Judge It" buttons instead. A chronic case would involve cyberstalking this person and judging every comment with the same icons regardless of the content being judged.

It became obviously to me after seeing the consistent "Judge Icons" being attached to my comments that I had attracted the attention of another loser Topix 'Judge It' Wuss.

by RM in AZ October 30, 2008

Topete

The most perfect person ever created.

I don't believe in God, I believe in Topete.

by DavidQ June 24, 2010