Toploader

somebody who puts all the weed/cannabis in there end of the spliff/joint

You tight arse you've toploaded the spliff

by Dicko December 9, 2004

Tupelo

A dot on the map in the middle of no-where.
A place with nothing to do.

-"i live in tupelo"
-"never heard of it"

by desikpr October 9, 2008

Toploader

A term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males penis with her palm on the bellend.

*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*

Commonly seen in nightclubs

"That fat bird gave me a toploader at the side of the dancefloor last night, I jizzed in her hand and she had to leave."

by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009

Topology

Refers to the different types of network.

A topology can be different depending on the needs and wants of the user(s).

The internet is a great example of a mesh topology.

My hous uses the Bus topology.

by TheConfusedPerson September 4, 2021

topload

when some one shits in the cistern of the toilet causing the water to flush brown for weeks on end

"hey luke that guy that makes those rim stickers is a real fuckin felcher,i think you should go around there after a hard night on the curry and give his shitter a good old fashioned dacks around the ankles topload....what do you think old son"

by mcr toilet cleaning services September 15, 2009

Tupelo

Birthplace of Elvis

I was born in Tupelo but not in a house

by Bro. Joe March 13, 2009

topego

A cross between a potato and a tomato. Either genetically/selectively bread cross, or just mixing the two together.

"This topego salad is fantastic!"

by Ben Wilkins May 3, 2007