Toofer

means "two for one" or can also be used to mean "two birds with one stone"

Bubba : "Hey Jesse, its two-for-one drinks at the bar tonight!"

Jesse : "Sweet, its a toofer. Lets get tanked!"

or

Bubba: "Hey Jesse, look I just killed me a buck and a baby deer with one round!!"

Jesse: "Sweet toofer!"

by chall77 June 11, 2009

tooner

something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. Usually said after the awkward comment was used with "that was" before it. Also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. Many times a person doesn't even have to say tooner and will only say "That was" and imply it.

person 1: I'm gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think I'm buff.

person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!

by SugaShaners June 7, 2009

Trover

A polite term for when you have to take a really bad piss at someone else's house

"Would you please excuse me i have to take a Trover"

by trevor.p September 30, 2007

toonvert

a. someone who checks out any cartoon or 3d character
b. some one who masturbates to cartoons or 3d characters

Playing video golf with my brother and he starts to zoom in on the female caddie looking for her cameltoe.

The toonvert couldn't help himsel ffromchecking out the animated girl....t

by mstr b September 9, 2012

Tooterooski

Booger sugar, blow

We did a bunch of Tooterooski at the goose last night

by george spot November 1, 2019

tooser

A tooser (sometimes spelled toozer) is an unfinished mod for Hearts of Iron 4 which frequently posts teasers to reddit or discord but has little to no actual content and is stuck in perpetual development hell.

Person A: "Whoah, this mod looks pretty cool!"
Person B: "Forget about it, it's just another tooser."

by 93678983453gh May 12, 2022

The Tooker Monster

A young man on the hunt for a nice tooker (a firm and round female butt)

"oh shit, its ricky, the Tooker Monster, he's gonna go get Rachel's tooker."

by haydenaltimari October 2, 2018