toot

A substantive reward given to a sexual partner usually in the form of an illicit drug.

She let me know she had standards when she whispered in my ear "No root, No toot".

by Michael L Herlihy March 1, 2008

toot

toot

the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

toot

A retarded or slow person.

Lets play a movie on that toots forehead, its like a drive in movie theater.

by David Fukushima March 20, 2004

toot

The sound a queef makes

Kevin Harley aka queef, queefie face

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

Toot Toot

When a person knowingly talks good about their selves in front of people to show off or look like the better person. This is followed by someone saying "Toot Toot" and gesturing with their arm in a downward motion as if the arrogant talker is tooting their own horn.

Oscar: Hey Jason, would you like to play a friendly game of Ping Pong?

Jason: Oh hell yeah dude! I'm so bad ass at Ping Pong, I used to be on a professional team and travel all over the world for tournaments. get ready to get you ass handed to you!

Oscar: Toot Toot ( arm moving up and down like you're trying to get a semi truck to honk the horn )

by MoparOscar December 9, 2009

toot toot

Girlfriend in Cajun slang, equivalent of "baby".

From a popular song:

"Don't mess with my toot toot,
Don't mess with my toot toot,
You can have the other woman,
But don't mess with my toot toot"

by Fred X. Sanford December 31, 2006

Toot toot

‘Toot toot’ is a slang phrase used to announce something:
‘Toot toot I’m home’
‘Toot toot, did you hear about what happened at the party last night?’

You can also reply to someone who has said toot toot, with a toot toot, in agreement or acknowledgement.

Jordan: ‘Toot toot, who wants to order pizza’
Chad: ‘Toot toot, I’m so down’

by Chichi420 October 13, 2018