Took her to the waterpark

When u make a girl squirt the first time.

I took her to the waterpark last night.

by Reapmc25 May 16, 2018

TomSka

Thomas James Ridgewell (otherwise known as TomSka) is a British Youtuber. He is known as the creator of asdfmovie and the producer and director of Eddsworld Legacy (2012 - 2016).

His Youtube channel mainly focuses on dark comedy skits.

TomSka: I released a new video called Russian Roulette!
Person after seeing Russian Roulette: Sheesh Tom, that skit was pretty dark.
Tomska: If you thought that was dark, then you should watch The Orb.

Person after seeing The Orb: kill me tom

by The7Guy August 19, 2020

And then we took off our shirts and kissed

A phrase said after a statement or story to someone who is not paying attention to you. The point of this phrase is to catch the person off guard and make them confused. Best used after talking about you and someone other guy.

Mike- " Yeah dude did you hear about our wild night? Me and Butch went to the club and got into this giant fight with a couple of these pussies! "

Zach- Not paying attention.

Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "

Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "

by pyro7291 May 15, 2010

who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?

Why are you so angry man ?

- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"

(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)

by Cocolastico January 26, 2014

They Took Our Jobs!

Phrase of outcry created by South Park in response to the influx of immigrants stealing American jobs.

"I lost my job as a delivery man because those goobacks came in and did the same work for less, THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"

by Bob April 29, 2004

took an L

to take an unfortunate loss and turn of events.

"last night took an L, but tonight I bounce back" - Big Sean (2017)

by urbansammy January 20, 2017

i took the wock to poland

adverbe: taking the "wock" (essentially lean) to the country of poland

lil yachty: i took the wock to poland

internet: this is the pinnacle of comedy!

by genericnpc09751 October 16, 2022