Tooly McTooligan

A phrase to imply that someone is a SERIOUS tool (insult), or that done something really toolish.
Rosie: Wtf? Why the hell did you feel the need to buy the Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt that I was saving up for!? There were loads of different types that you could have gotten!

Emily: To piss you off.

Rosie: Well I guess that makes you a TOOLY MCTOOLIGAN...
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Toolie Tard

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12
That Sasha is a toolie tard
by Lisanne March 23, 2007
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Tooliee

The bestest person in the whole world and the reason why everybody breathes and lives on earth. Also is the Greatest Of All Time
Yo we need Tooliee to come to our party

Tooliee is so funny and goated
by Aliiiiiiiiiiii December 27, 2023
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Tooly

“Let me get your tooly”

Gonna go outside for a tool break”
by violetcrowbar June 2, 2022
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tooly douche

Combination of a tool and a douche but more than the sum of its parts.

Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.
Look at captain save-a-hoe over there trying to salt up that guys game, what a tooly douche.
by MrBigSlick June 6, 2014
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Tooly

A person that identifies as a hand tool or thinks they are actually a power tool.
Today at work, Kevin informed me he will be identifying as an air ratchet from now on. I guess he's a tooly now. I wonder if he'll plug himself into an air hose.
by Bucketdundrunkit July 21, 2023
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Toolie

Where you hit a girl from the back and then you eat her out. Then you face fuck the shit out of you
Man1: yo my girlfriend let me toolie her
Man2: no fucking way
Girfreind: fuck yea I did. It was epic
by Jerk me silly. February 27, 2020
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