Rosie: Wtf? Why the hell did you feel the need to buy the Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt that I was saving up for!? There were loads of different types that you could have gotten!
Emily: To piss you off.
Rosie: Well I guess that makes you a TOOLY MCTOOLIGAN...
Emily: To piss you off.
Rosie: Well I guess that makes you a TOOLY MCTOOLIGAN...
by xXluvable.little.anonymous.emo.chickXx July 26, 2006

by Lisanne March 23, 2007

The bestest person in the whole world and the reason why everybody breathes and lives on earth. Also is the Greatest Of All Time
by Aliiiiiiiiiiii December 27, 2023

by violetcrowbar June 2, 2022

Combination of a tool and a douche but more than the sum of its parts.
Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.
Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.
by MrBigSlick June 6, 2014

Today at work, Kevin informed me he will be identifying as an air ratchet from now on. I guess he's a tooly now. I wonder if he'll plug himself into an air hose.
by Bucketdundrunkit July 21, 2023

Man1: yo my girlfriend let me toolie her
Man2: no fucking way
Girfreind: fuck yea I did. It was epic
Man2: no fucking way
Girfreind: fuck yea I did. It was epic
by Jerk me silly. February 27, 2020
