Jizz and tonic

2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!

It was a stifling day, and Desiree was parched, so instead of giving her a hot load, I made her a refreshing jizz and tonic...she loved every last drop.

by Ju Tang Killa April 4, 2017

Tonic

A slang term meaning to be hype, crazy or unbelievable.

Kevin: Man, you see them score 2 touchdowns in the last 4 minutes of the game!?

Will: Yeah, that was too tonic!

by LIL KEV CARTER January 10, 2012

Topcoat Candy

The crappy candy you put on top of the bowl for trick-or-treaters on Halloween so the good candy is leftover.

Some of examples of topcoat candy are jellyfruits, pretzels, stale candy from previous holidays, generic "handmade" caramels.

by Pollo_Loco_27 November 3, 2009

Tonicha

She is great person to be around. Always has the best advise to give but unfortunatly cant take her own. Likes to laugh at people with abnormal facial features eg. Noses. Down to earth. Doesn't take ANY shit off ANYONE. Usually friends with poeple with freaky combovers. Very emotional. BUT an all round decent person !!!!!

I feel like fucking tonicha today !
lets go to tonicha for great friendly advice !
Tonicha ''wow YOU ARE AMAZING'' !

by yehbow February 4, 2010

tonsil tonic

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

tonc

A person entering the country illegally.

Hey how many toncs did you smuggle in last night? I got 25 though.

by migra joe December 20, 2009

gin and tonic

The most bodacious idea. A mixture of alcohol and soda. In my mind the best way to get plastered.

That's a mighty fine gin and tonic, would you mix me up another?

by TOM DICK August 17, 2006