Tonked

well built, muscly etc.. hench

dat bre is bare tonked

by ShOk April 10, 2005

Tonk

The Etonian slang for a “vape”.

One must only use the noun if their parents make seven figure incomes.

“Mate your tonk is so dead! Cop a new pod you povo.”

by Benjameen baffurst March 7, 2022

tonk!

The sound of a fish hittin' the windshield.

"Man, we shouldn't be driving so close to the lake--oh, SHIIIIIT!"
*TONK!*

by Dale Deltaco May 14, 2008

Tonk

A word commonly used by private school drop outs and posh people when referring to a ‘vape’ or ‘electronic cigarette’.

Very reminiscent to ‘that tune is absolutely dutty, turn that up, what is it? Garage?’

‘Oi Ruby, pass me the TONK’
‘Where is my TONK?’
‘YOU USED ALL OF MY TONK!’

by Lord Andreas II November 17, 2021

Tonked

Tonked or Tonqued / tongkId/ adj & adv 1. lit. a state of exceeding inebriation 2. alcohol induced debauchery or utter desiccation of common morality 3. the process of achieving inebriation usually through whisky choice deferred by one to another

Origin: Brit/Amer slang rumoured to have originated in Portugal

Let's get tonked! I am tonked. I was so tonked last night that I shall forever live in a state of perpetual regret.

by bulghur November 20, 2009

Tonked

Tonked means hit or smashed in by a pigeon or sausage roll.

chris ingham got tonked by a pigeon in his car, silly chris ingham ;)

isabelle ingham got tonked by sarah ingham and sarah ingham got tonked by a sausage roll

by mr pickleson August 3, 2018

Tonk

Tank

guys look a tonk

by germony August 27, 2023