L'tonya
A hot, voluptuous babe who comes across a little strange and superficial. You think you're going to have a little easy fun, but then you discover that she's really a fucking genius who can speak, like, three languages and read your mind. You break up with her because she's too smart to tolerate your shit but spend the rest of your days regretting your own idiocy.
A hot, voluptuous babe who comes across a little strange and superficial. You think you're going to have a little easy fun, but then you discover that she's really a fucking genius who can speak, like, three languages and read your mind. You break up with her because she's too smart to tolerate your shit but spend the rest of your days regretting your own idiocy.
by PELB February 5, 2010
Get the L'tonya mug.The most special woman you'll ever meet. At first you'll think man what a bitch but that's mostly for show. Once you get to know her you'll find that she's like a delicate flower if not treated right like a flower without water her feelings are hurt and a sad Tonya isn't what you want to see. she has a beautiful smile ,heart and soul . Will go out of her way to help anyone she can have even seen her giving higean things to.homless shelters. She's a very beautiful woman but it's not only on the outside it runs all the way through her. If. Your every so lucky as to have a chance to be with this special lady ❤️ don't be a fool and treat her anything less than your queen. Because if you do she'll soon be gone never to return. And you'll wish the rest of your days you would have treated her like a queen I promise you that
See that rose covered with dew in the morning sunrise ? That's nothing compared to the beauty that is Tonya Jo
by Pannelwaggon February 14, 2020
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A brilliant writer, one who plucks prose out of thin air to uplift and make you feel less alone in a cold world. An animal lover, and very giraffe like, she is gorgeous, slender, and have tattoos and markings on her body that distinguish her to stand out in a majestic fashion. Her connection with her own spirit, and that spirits resiliency is unparalleled. A cinefile who loves to enjoy herself, but will also pick the film apart if it ain’t up to snuff. An ocean baby who loves to paddle out past the breakers and ride the rip curl into shore. She celebrates her victories by twerking like a pro, and let it be known, Tonya is also a person who loves to fart.
by 480milesaway November 23, 2021
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Keep talking ima tongangangpigyou
by Tongan Gang December 14, 2019
Get the [TonganGangPig] mug.The people who originate from the Kingdom of Tonga. The first polynesians. Gigantic, and have natural steroids; Ulu, and HorSe
Tongans are gigantic, and all have a natural ability to play sports. there are two types of tongan bodies. the big (fat) ones, who tend to be naturally strong, and the big (muscular) ones who are the dominant athletes of whatever group they are in until they decide to stop playing. TOngans are powerhouses in Rugby and Football.
Tongans are very nice, hospitable, and religious people. But when you make them mad they'll beat you to a pulp no matter who you are, or how strong you think you are.
TONGANS ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SAMOANS
Tongans are gigantic, and all have a natural ability to play sports. there are two types of tongan bodies. the big (fat) ones, who tend to be naturally strong, and the big (muscular) ones who are the dominant athletes of whatever group they are in until they decide to stop playing. TOngans are powerhouses in Rugby and Football.
Tongans are very nice, hospitable, and religious people. But when you make them mad they'll beat you to a pulp no matter who you are, or how strong you think you are.
TONGANS ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SAMOANS
Neighbor: Oh hey Sione!
Tongan Guy: Malo fred!
Neighbor: I heard your son won the MVP award today.
Tongan Guy: ah yess, he did. I fink it was for, *click sound* ahhh....fuut boll
Neighbor: haha, he is quite the athlete I hear. By the way, that is some good smelling food you are cooking.
Tongan Guy: haha, me and my family love to eat.
Neighbor: yeah, you samoans eat quite a bit!
Tongan Guy: ....
Tongan Guy: Malo fred!
Neighbor: I heard your son won the MVP award today.
Tongan Guy: ah yess, he did. I fink it was for, *click sound* ahhh....fuut boll
Neighbor: haha, he is quite the athlete I hear. By the way, that is some good smelling food you are cooking.
Tongan Guy: haha, me and my family love to eat.
Neighbor: yeah, you samoans eat quite a bit!
Tongan Guy: ....
by Hafekasi April 20, 2008
Get the tongan mug.Tongans only make 150 000 of the seven billion people on Earth with an increasing amount of 'half casts' who interestingly do not appear Tongan. However, they have the Tongan spirit. With a population of this size, these people really are unique.
Fact: Captain James Cook labelled Tonga as the friendly islands.
Fact: Captain James Cook labelled Tonga as the friendly islands.
by MadBaggage February 25, 2012
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by Paulah SEL-C Hopoi August 29, 2005
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