As rough as a cat's tongue 

To feel unwell following an overindulgence of alcohol.

I feel as rough as a cat's tongue!

As rough as a cat's tongue by El Carter December 18, 2008

Pornstar's Tongue 

An affliction that occurs after engaging in oral sex. Usually affects males who are over zealous in their quest to satisfy their female partner. It describes the tearing of the piece of skin, similar to the banjo string, under the tongue as a result of overstretching.

Man I have a serious case of pornstar's tongue!

Pornstar's Tongue by The Island Nun March 2, 2009

Devil's Tongue 

When you go down on a woman who has her period.

"Oh no, I'm on my period."
"Girl, I've got the Devil's Tongue, let's go."

"Awww yea baby, slurp it up."

Devil's Tongue by yokesonjou July 5, 2018

Poseidon’s Tongue 

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

Poseidon’s Tongue by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

Slurp Daddy's Tongue

When you desperatly want to curry fevor with somebody.

She didin't have the money to obtain a new car, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her parents.
He was in a serious need of money, so he was forced to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to the god damn hell.

Slurp Daddy's Tongue by KriZzu March 23, 2020

Slurp Daddy's Tongue

To desperatly curry favor with somebody.

She was in a serious need of money, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue oh his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to down the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin' there.

Slurp Daddy's Tongue by KriZzu March 23, 2020

Slurp Daddy's Tongue

To desperatly curry favor with somebody.

She was in serious need of money, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged down to the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin there.

Slurp Daddy's Tongue by KriZzu March 23, 2020