Tomtord

Tomtord is a shortening for the word tomfoolery, often used as a verb to describe someone acting foolishly.

"Did you see Edd yesterday?"

"Yeah, but he was totally just tomtording around."

by lol I don't use this May 31, 2018

tomtoe

it is pirple but idoits call it red. u cna use it az a replacmint for toilate papery. it smell like poo sometime. Cum-brrrrrrrr is its bess friend. it eat pee. it lit. i liek tomtoe. wuold feed to doggie agian. ^﹏^ ^﹏^ LOLOLOLOL LMAO XD💯💯💯

mez : did u eat your tomtoe jimm?

jimmy : n o m o t h e r , t o m t o e n a s t y

mez : n o?

Jimmy : me didnt eat it yed.

Mez : Jimmy will die from a stab to the chest, and he'll be missing some internal organs if he doesnt eat TOMTOE.

Jimmy : FINE ME EAT TOMTOE

Mez : y e d, that was very Cum-brrrrrrrr of you.

by I eat dogs November 12, 2019

tom-tom

to locate. to locate or find something or someone you tom-tom.

The old lady would never tom-tom me here. Man, you're lucky cause my old lady's got built-in tom-tom.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

Tomtord

Tomtord is a ship consisting of two characters from the show Eddsworld. Both Tom and Tord are male. Even though a part of the fanbase ships them, they despise each other. In other words, it’s not canon.

“Do you like/ship tomtord?”

“Yes/No.”

by ah shit here we go again October 29, 2019

totmom

When your mom makes tater-tots for dinner then accidentally kills you with chloroform because you won't go the fuck to sleep.

Thost tater-tots for dinner were great, thanks totmom! Hey, what are you doing with that handkerch......

by Nanny Disgrace July 12, 2011

you can pound my tom tom

invitation to go to ones home for an evening of rough sex.

I was at the club and this girl comes up to me and says you can pound my tom tom.

by samtheman138 October 31, 2008

tommom

An adult TomBoy; a woman who, though she has given birth and embraced becoming a mother, continues to wear only jeans, t-shirts, backwards baseball caps, and college hoodies. Furthermore, when watching football, knows the difference between an illegal block to the back and illegal use of the hands.

"Did you see Joey's mom yesterday? She coached Joey's football team to a League Championship still wearing the jeans and t-shirt she laid concrete in earlier."

"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."

by MCBassGuitar August 25, 2014