Tomer

Big big dick guy he has a massive shlong
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tomer's shlong it is so massive
by Hananel November 21, 2021
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Tomer

The definition for a short MF, but will probably sleep with your mom.
Damm look he is sooo a Tomer, gotta hide my mom
by 2guitar November 21, 2021
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Tomer gay kaplan

Tomer Gay Kaplan, or in other words Tomer Kaplan is the sexiest man out there. As he does Guy Lee, he relishes the sounds that Ohayon produces.
Me: And Tomer, don't do Guy Lee now!

Tomer gay kaplan: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
by KEEEEEEEEE November 23, 2019
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Tomerating

This is when one finds a tome or scholarly book & they rate it, making them a Tomerater.
I was tomerating the Bible & it turns out that it was very anti slavery & paved the way for the ideology that all men are equal.
by Arixin November 07, 2022
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Tomerism

Tomerism a person who is always correct and no matter what he is not wrong no matter the situation
by Tom jones (he he he ) December 04, 2024
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Dirty Tomer

Badass guitarist, sexy short mf. He’s so hot and dirty that even Itai bulbul will date him. Plays the guitar perfectly like a fuckboy, and is very popular with the girls. Always knows how to djent.
Have you seen that Dirty Tomer? He must get all the ladies!
by Mooncakequeen November 21, 2021
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