Tomball

A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.

Also:
A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.

Ed: I'm from Tomball.
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.

Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"

by Nigel Chaos July 30, 2008

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Tomba/Tombi

Male and Female specimen with specific personality. Male have big dìck energy whereas female carries huge melons as well as gigantic cake. Generally Tomba and Tombi is meant for one another.

Oh wow their relationship is like a Tomba/Tombi way !
My boyfriend is Tomba material.
Remember that Tombi girl we used to hang out with?

by Ta Tomlakpham Tomba November 24, 2021

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Tomball

A cute town in Houston, Texas.

Ginny: I would LOVE to visit Tomball! It sounds cute!
Hermione: I know right! And best of all, it’s in Houston too!

by -Sunshine May 20, 2018

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school in south east texas that includes homophobia, racism, and sexism. everyone is stuck in the 1800's and refuse to move on. most people are religious fanatics and obsessed with christianity so there's never a shortage of dumbass comments

you go to tomball? well i'm guessing you're either redneck, or stupid

by anonymous034589 April 22, 2015

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