by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006
4ft 2' tall actor brainwashed into scientology. His film characters have a continuing theme that can be broken down into 3 clearly identifiable segments:
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
Richard: I saw a Tom Cruise film last night
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
by Jim Birtwisle February 05, 2008
The funny, crazy, sexy, weird, dorky, young looking, famous, to die for actor. People want to stab the living shit out of him, mostly people who never even met him,
but I'd feel like the luckiest girl in da world if I ever got a chance to steal a kiss from him.
but I'd feel like the luckiest girl in da world if I ever got a chance to steal a kiss from him.
"I fucking hate Tom Cruise, he's fucking stupid."
"Your point?"
"He's a fucking weirdo."
"HA! Your just jealous you dumb fuck."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Fuck you."
"No way."
"Your point?"
"He's a fucking weirdo."
"HA! Your just jealous you dumb fuck."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Fuck you."
"No way."
by lemmexeatxdaxfishy!! March 19, 2007
the act of seducing a girl into having rough sex with you, this act is only possible if you are a scientologist, extremely good looking, have charm, or are just a bad ass.
by lang.gwai.lo April 27, 2013
Someone who, even though they are headin for the top, ballin', comin' up, whateva, does inexplicable and unwarranted (usually flamboyant) things to give themselves a good screwing-over.
Man, T.O. really Tom Cruised himself with that Cowboys Star stunt, expecting to be on the fans good side when he signed with them.
Katherine Harris. 'nuff said.
Katherine Harris. 'nuff said.
by ZurielSeven October 17, 2006
The fuckin best actor of the last 20 years, with such great movies as TAPS, Top Gun, Minority Report, Vanilla Sky, Eyes Wide Shut, and War of the Worlds. Has recently been flamed for being in love with the beautiful Katie Holmes (HE ISNT GAY) and practicing a relion other than Christianity......SO WHAT! Catholicism is a disease.
by falconbox July 07, 2005
by Sean Sty June 19, 2005