Toetard

Everyone is a toetard at times, it's usually that one guy in your 1st period who has a foot fetish and loves to eat toe everyday of the week 24 hours. Many people don't like the toe eaters of this world so we shall call them, toetards. But to be fair, foot fetishes are weird but it's ok to some points.

Jk no fetishes are gross

Poop: Yo what's up toetard
Stinky: wat how am I a toetard, Poop?
Poop: because you eat toe everyday lol

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 10, 2019

Arabian Toenail Clippings

When one hikes to the nearest ISIS meat up and disguises himself as an Arabian ISIS member. While disguised, search for a few members who have the nastiest, cheesiest toenails. When least expected, flash bang the few ISIS members and kidnap them. Then, get your toe nail clippers out. Carefully, clinch the toenail clippings onto each individual victim's ass rims and tear off forcefully. After all of the victims ass rims are torn off, clip the men's cheesy toenails. Then, when all the toenails are collected, hold a gun to their heads and force them to intensively scrape each others raw ass hole meat with their partners toe nails, fallowing with forcing them to lick the toenails clean. While this is going on, masterbate to the fact that you are doing your country justice. Finally, bust a nut on your toes and forcefully make the victims chew your toe nails off. In conclusion, you have done your country well and ended terrorism.

I've done this and I feel great about the Justice I have done to end terrorism. Arabian Toenail Clippings.

by Stephen Strumimhimer January 11, 2017

camel toenail

When she has gone through the transition from man to woman and still has some penis left.

I met a trans girl today, she had a camel toenail that was bigger than mine.

by Ca$hboy$ March 10, 2021

toms.toenails

An amazing, funny, sweet, caring, generous, and overall swag person.

toms.toenails is so cool!!

by officialmatteddsworld...tiktok August 17, 2021

Green toenails

Green toenails, often referred to as just GT, is something you dont want to have. just... if you have it... you are... well, most likely a woman who likes painting her nails, and quite frankly, just no. Dont paint your nails green... stop doing it istg.

She has the gross Green Toenails...

by Azilla April 21, 2023

Can you kill someone with a toenail?

A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.

Can you kill someone with a toenail?
Yeah Easily

by Indian Atari October 18, 2021

painting your toenails

A subtle way to say that someone is going down on someone else. This phrase came into use after we had to explain to a somewhat uniformed friend what "going down" meant.

Nico is getting her toenails painted by a hot Australian boy.

by Chasity May 3, 2004