An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
by nolawalking February 24, 2009
Get the Illinois Toddler Fondle mug.The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.
The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.
by dookeyboy December 6, 2010
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by top ropes February 18, 2009
Get the toddler tunnel mug.1.) Potty-training tool used as a practice 'can' used while teaching a toddler not to defecate on themselves.
2.) An educational tool used in preschools.
2.) An educational tool used in preschools.
1.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of the toddlercan. Now go clean up."
2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.
2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.
by ScrabblerAnon February 6, 2010
Get the Toddlercan mug.John: Man Tony is such a sugar baby. I can't believe he's using that guy for her money.
Sara: No, he's a sugar toddler. He is way too old to he a sugar baby.
Sara: No, he's a sugar toddler. He is way too old to he a sugar baby.
by mike96pi January 4, 2021
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by VC March 1, 2005
Get the Toddlerkon mug.The erection of a young boy who has yet to enter puberty. Not sexual in nature, and completely normal.
Little Jack's mom was worried when she spotted his toddlerection when giving him a bath, but after she researched on the web she realized it was completely normal.
by W00glin December 16, 2008
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