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Shwat Toddle

Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things

Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.
noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"

verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"
by Magnitization January 17, 2008
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toddler tunnel

A woman vagina most commonly refering to a MILF's pussy.
I would ravage her toddler tunnel
by top ropes February 18, 2009
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Toddlercan

1.) Potty-training tool used as a practice 'can' used while teaching a toddler not to defecate on themselves.

2.) An educational tool used in preschools.
1.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of the toddlercan. Now go clean up."

2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.
by ScrabblerAnon February 6, 2010
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Sugar toddler

A male or female sugar baby who is not young enough to be considered one.
John: Man Tony is such a sugar baby. I can't believe he's using that guy for her money.

Sara: No, he's a sugar toddler. He is way too old to he a sugar baby.
by mike96pi January 4, 2021
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Toddlerkon

A form of lolicon which involves illustrations of children (mostly females) under the age of 6 is provacative or sexual situations.
Drawn Child Like Pornography involving toddlers.
by VC March 1, 2005
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sweeney todded

1) To kill someone gruesomely.
2) Originates from the movie/musical known as 'Sweeney Todd'. In this movie, Johnny Depp plays the role of Sweeney Todd, a barber that slits peoples throat while giving them a shave.
3) To Sweeney todd someone, you would have to kill them in the same manner as Sweeney Todd himself of an alternative way that is just as horrific.
-John Rambo sweeney todded an entire league of Burmese militia.
by Nero117~ January 27, 2008
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toddlerection

The erection of a young boy who has yet to enter puberty. Not sexual in nature, and completely normal.
Little Jack's mom was worried when she spotted his toddlerection when giving him a bath, but after she researched on the web she realized it was completely normal.
by W00glin December 16, 2008
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