backwards toupee

a backwards toupee is when you shove your ass up somebody elses ass or your own ass

taking your butt cheeck and putting it in your asshole or somebody elses asshole hense would you happen to want to where my backwards toupee

by dothead July 27, 2012

Aggie with the Toupee

A girl who swears by the lord but sins behind closed doors.

Did you hear about what that Aggie with the Toupee did? She acts so innocent, I would never have imagined she would be so capable of doing that...

by teheeheeeeee February 12, 2019

tocuslingus

eating out someone's asshole; "tossing someone's salad"

We went out to dinner, then back to his place to engage in some tocuslingus.

by electryone December 30, 2007

Tocophobia

Fear of pregnancy. In case you didn’t know, pregnancy = children.

A. "Oh sweetheart, I am so thrilled about our wedding..."
B. "Me too, living together will be great mutual support to our career development."
A. "Yes, and as a family with few children."
B. "I know Sarah but, first things first."
A. "What? C´mon... Do you suffer tocophobia?"

by rperazag June 23, 2010

armpit toupee

a wig worn under the armpit generally used by kids to appear more masculine or mature, generally to impress the ladies

Billy thinks he's so cool, but you can spot that crappy armpit toupee from a mile away.

by K Mart May 4, 2008

Toupée

A hair piece that is worn on the head, usually used by elderly men to hide bald spots. Can be used by unfortunate women for the same reason, or for theatrical purposes.

Honey, your toupée is falling to your left side.

by TheCrant May 31, 2010

San Diego Toupee

Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.

I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee
or
After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.

by Alan Woodward December 6, 2004