oh my god the quarterback is toast 

Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

oh my god the quarterback is toast by ChrisLionheart January 7, 2005

Truth or Toast 

A game popular among teenagers. It is usually played in a small group. Each person, on their turn, has the choice of answering an awkward question. If they don't want to, then the other people in the group select something horrible for the person to do with a piece of toast. For example, they might have to dip part of the toast in flat soda, melt chocolate on that part, microwave the toast, and then take a bite. The same piece of toast is used for the entire game. So, continuing the example, the next person might have to rub the bread in the soles of everyone's shoes, then bite the side containing a piece of melted chocolate.

James, Barney, John, Doug, and Mickey all felt slightly sick after an intense game of Truth or Toast. Barney refused to answer when James asked him about his masturbation habits, so they made Barney dip a good portion of the bread into John's mother's fishtank. Then, when Doug refused to answer a question, James made him light the toast on fire with his Zippo. It didn't stay lit very long due to it still being wet from the water from the tank, so James's turn wasn't too bad, and he just took a bite from an untouched portion of the toast.

Truth or Toast by Mary Sue Bacontoes December 1, 2010

afterbirth on toast 

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

afterbirth on toast by Woodnone September 1, 2009

Having yourself on toast 

The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.

'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'

'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'

Having yourself on toast by Dr Toast August 10, 2012

scrambled beg on toast 

when someone is attention seeking on social media

Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast

scrambled beg on toast by MitchellR457 June 18, 2017

Schlong on toast 

A very common breakfast in France and East Hollywood. Usually contains a fairly large penis with a side of toast.

Peter, George served an excellent schlong on toast this morning... We also had Crepes!

Schlong on toast by Rabbi Jüdisch September 26, 2006

Smacker of toast 

A slice or round of toast. Commonly used in Wiltshire, England.

Would you like one smacker of toast, or two?

Smacker of toast by Beththefirst August 9, 2008