toasted owl

When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.

Sara was so trashed last night that she did a toasted owl in the ladies bathroom.

by Eggroid October 21, 2019

posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.

yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.

by cup of choco February 21, 2013

post toasted

To be so high that you surpass toasted and become post toasted.

After that blunt, i was post toasted!

by farmer1069 March 2, 2009

toasted egg-bread

A redefinition of french toast to emphasize the it is, in fact, an egg-based dish.

This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.

by serunato September 5, 2009

toasted

Being totally fucked from shmoking the weed.

Dude I've drilled like 10 hotties and I'm totally toasted.

I'm so toasted man that I'm sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and dreamin about a glass of water.

by Darbs May 31, 2005

Retro Toasted

The process that occurs when you toast your bread and save it for a snack later and the toast reverts back to more of a bread-like form.

Cant't wait to eat this sandwich, I even toasted the bread! *pulls out sandwich* Oh darn, my toast has become retro toasted!

by obiwanjabroni27 December 7, 2016

toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed April 18, 2018