Teamaster

A person who likes to drink tea and knows at least 100 recipes. They can brew you a cup / pot of tea that suits your health needs and your mood. They can work with black tea, green tea, red tea (French Velvet), herbal tea, and more. As well, they work with spices. A teamaster works with an electronic kettle. It has a button you press for each brewing time.

We have serious thinking to do tonight. Call John, he is a teamaster.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

tonymaster21

a very og username

hey tonymaster21, you are very og

by tonymaster21 September 3, 2016

toadmonster

The most indescribably hideous human being to have ever walked the face of the earth.

WOW. Lil Wayne is such a toadmonster.

by HPfans July 14, 2011

loadmaster

the female; -a military cargo jet will have a person dedicated to calculating weight loads and space requirements for transportation of heavy, bulky objects. -the materials will be calculated for weight and 'processed' for delivery.

the female serves much the same function, absorbing, incubating, 'processing' and 'delivering' the 'load' of the male.
consequently, upon 'arrival'; more humans are in evidence after final 'journey' of the 'load'!!

some males could qualify as loadmaster too, but for more short length 'hops'!! and much shorter term load 'management'.

joe tag-teamed with that loadmaster, but made sure to slither into his 'propho', first!!

the loadmaster was 'processing' steve's DNA!!

kara favored lapping only, and had no loadmaster inclinations!!

by michael foolsley October 13, 2011

taymaster

Guy who made mad city and powered by EA.

taymaster made mad city

by AGPHerbs May 30, 2021

twatmaster

Whoa, there's a definition for this word already?

Twatmaster < Cuntmaster
Twatmaster > Hymenmaster

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

tonemaster

n., from L. magister + tonam: the product you want to purchase for thirty-eight easy monthly payments of $429.93. The tonemaster is a small rectangular box covered in groundhog hide that enables its owner to accomplish such death-defying feats as: 1) riding an alpaca and saying a Tridentine mass at the same time; 2) ordering a large bucket of hot wings while a live performance of Monteverdi's Vespers comes out of a random bodily orifice; 3) increasing the value of your otherwise worthless life and ensuring that you will be able to see during the Three Days of Darkness by the miraculous FedEx delivery of Marian herbs (including St. John's Wart) and Sts. Cajetan and David of Wales medals exactly forty-two minutes before those Three Days of Darkness...which FedEx delivery will also include a nice spatula so you can make those brownie cakes you like so much, you slutty bitch, you.

Terence: I'm so glad I bought the tonemaster, because if I didn't, I wouldn't have bought the tonemaster!

by Captain Dootch July 28, 2010