wake up to reality

Madaras speech

"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."

Simp: "She's definitely going to love me and everything will be great"

Normal person: wake up to reality

by Kazua Kensei July 21, 2021

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up to no good

Someone who is acting suspiciously and/or is doing something naughty.

Jessica is up to no good, she is messaging more than one guy again!

by Leeboylondon April 25, 2015

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up to speed

adj. A state of being or having a satisfactory level of competence or knowledge in a specific area or discipline, as compared to other individuals in that same area or discipline.

American: "You're trippin'."

Egyptian: "What does this mean?"

American: "We gotta get u up to speed on your American slang."

by Paul Rael August 23, 2010

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stepping up to the plate

showing initiative or taking charge over a situation, not hesitating to do what needs to be done

"man you really gotta hand it to the Amigos, it seems they're really stepping up to the plate this season (literally and figuratively!)"

by ColdOne April 3, 2007

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A phrase said when someone makes you feel like horse manure and then acts like they are going to rectify their carelessness by doing something that would actually constitute a change in their behavior, when really it's just bullshit words that allow them to be forgiven until they repeat said horse manure behavior.

"Sorry I stood you up, I'll make it up to you!"

by Jyezaaa January 6, 2017

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