TITS

What straight guys and little girls both dream of getting.

Little girl to Santa Claus: I want Tits for Christmas.
Santa: You and me both.
Little Girl: But you've already got some.

by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008

tits

1:womens breasts
2:good, tight, cool, awesome, off the meat rack

1:yo man, u see da tits on that gurl?!
2:yo i just picked up that new game, shit is tits!

by G-FLO September 8, 2004

tits

Items which should be on any menu. May come with a side portion of face spanking.

"Two portions of tits please. Cheers luv."

by Willysd March 21, 2007

tit

something that is really easy

derived from the fact that getting to second base is easy

Person 1:So how was the test?
Person 2:It was tit, I definately aced it.

by KDog88 March 30, 2008

tits

protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes

other terms for tits
US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers

UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers

FRANCE: Boules

SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas

JAPAN: Chi-chis

CZECH REPUBLIC: Mliekarne (refers to a shop that only sells milk)

RUSSIA: Grudis, siskis

ICELAND: Bublur

by Adam August 10, 2004

tits

two glands located on a woman's chest that carries milk glands to feed the children, and NIPPLES FOR GUYS TO SUCK ON. Usually round with a variety of sizes, colorations, and shapes. also good for licking, smacking, twisting, pulling, headbutting, eating off of, and biting/nibbling.

This bitch has nice round perfect ass tits.

by Soultronics September 10, 2003

tits

breasts. plain and simple (not really).

take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!

Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)

by wakalakalover45 April 9, 2005