Tufted Titmouse

To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.

Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?

Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.

by Golden Pack January 14, 2010

titmouse

a short, petite woman with very large breasts (noun)

Dolly Parton is the queen titmouse.

by Schlomo McSweenie July 30, 2008

titboss

verb

-the act of using the fact that one has tits to hold power over the male gender

Friend: "Hey, what are you up to?"

You: "Oh, I'm just pickin up dinner and some groceries for my girlfriend. Then I'm gonna clean the house and massage her feet while we watch Twilight."

Friend: "Dude, you totally just got titbossed!"

by bakerboys12 April 14, 2010

Titnosis

The act which all guys are susceptible to which makes them look at the breasts of women around them.

Eric: Yo buddy I tried my best not to stare but I couldn't fight the titnosis.

by cantfightit July 22, 2010

Titmonkey

A person who is behaving stupidly who would usually be called a tit but seems so unevolved they are basically still a monkey.
Can also be used to express ones displeasure to something.

Stop it you titmonkey.
Your such a titmonkey.
Oh titmonkeys.

by kemdog007 November 13, 2011

Timoshenko

Weird looking woman who is Ukrainian prime minister. Wears that strange braid which makes her look like an idiot.

Did you see Timoshenko on the TV last night? Dude, her braid is just stupid!!!

by Poleno September 19, 2006

titmouse

Small Northamerican song bird.

The other day I was hunting in my backyard and shot a titmouse right out of the tree!

by Farcus Prime September 14, 2005