tepidusferramentumaphobia

The irrational fear of warm cutlery.

"Hey look, I just microwaved this spoon."
"AARRGGHH HHAHAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!.... Sorry, I have tepidusferramentumaphobia."

by heatlump February 19, 2013

Tepid Hector

The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.

Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.

DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???

GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!

DaveP: You're sick!

GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.

GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.

by SlenderJed May 30, 2017

Tipi Forest

The primordial birthplace of the sesh. A big bad boogie wonderland. Ravers move with jaws like saloon doors and pupils as big as dinner plates.
Aka: 'tipi' 'the forest'

Bro I went to check out Tipi Forest last night for a minute. Next thing I new 6 hours had passed, I made 7 new friends, Tipi Forest - The primordial birthplace of the sesh. Ravers move with jaws like saloon doors and pupils as big as dinner plates.
See also: Revs. my shirt, I lost my phone and I think someone got baptised.. It was wack!?

by Ketastroph1 July 9, 2019

Typidiot

An awesome friend and mutual of mine who’s really nice and has an epic oc and self ship

Typidiot has the best ships, my favorite is Matt x Wooben, they’re so epic

by HEAV3NLYBL15 June 24, 2021

timidi

1. a feeling of anger towards a person or object
2. jack

You have been timidified!
or
Timidi, want to fight is it?

by Serendib June 4, 2003

tibidi

hot sweaty sex, with multiple orgasms, that lasts a long time, in which all parties involved are having fun, and it involves kinky activities. the correct way to do tibidi is with 3 or more people, but 2 people can happen too. also, it is best to do tibidi somewhere interesting like in a park, or in a truck, or an elevator. not a bed. at least one or more of the involved individuals must be thoroughly covered in water. to qualify as tibidi it must be in an interesting sexually clever position, excluding missionary and doggy styles. it MUST involve food, whether it's eating food, or doingsomething else with food. tibidi can only be performed within the hours of 10pm and 3am.

bob and nancy had super intense tibidi in the bed of their chevrolet pickup

by bob and nancy October 7, 2007

Matnni o'zbek tilida qoldiring iltimos :)

Keep the text in Uzbek please :)

Matnni o'zbek tilida qoldiring iltimos :)
Mayli, kechirasiz. Mening aybim!!

by brian33337 October 14, 2023