timber

A prank where a tennis ball can is filled with piss and placed leaning against the front door of someone's house. The standard ding-dong-ditch is then employed, covering the persons foyer with piss when the door is opened.

DING DONG TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by yosdk August 9, 2005

timber

slang abbreviation for rolling tobacco such as Golden Virginia or Cutters choice.
Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint.

"bud, do you have some timber for my joint?"

Jack went to the shop to buy some gin, papers, filters and 50g of timber

by ermatty January 9, 2009

timber

Slang term used for the drug marijuana.

Called my dude an he said he has some killer timber 4 sale.

I got a bag of some killer timber last nite an got stoned off my ass.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

timber

Homosexual.

Justin Timberlake is sooo timber!

by Word up October 15, 2003

Timber

When you lay in the 69 position with the person on top. You then grow a tree shit from your arse and shout timber and drop it in to said participant at the bottoms face

That poor girl last night she got the timber.

by Donzil March 27, 2020

timber

stage nickname of super-star prodcer timbaland

timbaland can spank any other producer, except Dre, becuase even he can't step to the Westside

by boom boom b August 22, 2004

Timber

1.BAY AREA TERM for Wen u take a women ta bed. u push her on tha bed(timber) then get ta stickin her. SEX

"its about ta go down, its its about ta go down (TIMBER)" Timber - Mistah F.A.B

by ChazY June 23, 2006