A prank where a tennis ball can is filled with piss and placed leaning against the front door of someone's house. The standard ding-dong-ditch is then employed, covering the persons foyer with piss when the door is opened.
DING DONG TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by yosdk July 17, 2005
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slang abbreviation for rolling tobacco such as Golden Virginia or Cutters choice.
Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint.


"bud, do you have some timber for my joint?"

Jack went to the shop to buy some gin, papers, filters and 50g of timber
by ermatty January 9, 2009
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Slang term used for the drug marijuana.
Called my dude an he said he has some killer timber 4 sale.

I got a bag of some killer timber last nite an got stoned off my ass.
by Eckstahsee December 19, 2003
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When you lay in the 69 position with the person on top. You then grow a tree shit from your arse and shout timber and drop it in to said participant at the bottoms face
That poor girl last night she got the timber.
by Donzil March 27, 2020
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stage nickname of super-star prodcer timbaland
timbaland can spank any other producer, except Dre, becuase even he can't step to the Westside
by boom boom b August 23, 2004
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1.BAY AREA TERM for Wen u take a women ta bed. u push her on tha bed(timber) then get ta stickin her. SEX
"its about ta go down, its its about ta go down (TIMBER)" Timber - Mistah F.A.B
by ChazY May 13, 2006
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