tekken five

The newest installment of Tekken, where Nina and Steve are God Tier characters!

Full life combos are also possible on CH (counter-hit).

This game was created after polling a bunch of players due to the negative reviews of Tekken 4.

"Arghhh I can't pull off an EWGF!~"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

TEKKENTHRITIS

When an individual plays Tekken so much their hands and feet fall asleep and they start to suck at gameplay and then they blame it on the opponent calling them a CHEESER

JOEY: "OMG DUDE WTF i think i jus got hit with tekkenthritis I cant feel my hands but im gettn my butt kicked by Asuka and she sucks cuz shes a superjuggler and wont let me get a hit in!!

by MissTeryWoman January 23, 2010

Tekkened

To get one's ass kicked by any means of grappling or martial arts.

Matt was talking shit and then Dave Tekkened his ass.

by Blakkbyrde June 2, 2013

Tekken

Basically a fighting game in which some guy named Kazuya Mishima always gets the crap kicked out of him by his dad and everyone takes turns whooping his ass except in Tekken 3, when he was supposedly dead.

I basically summed up the storyline of Tekken in one sentence.

by steve_k February 24, 2003

tekken

Ballyboo YOU SHALL DIE FOR SAYING THAT TEKKEN IS A CLONE OF ANOTHER GAME!!!!!!!!! I WILL USE MY COLT 45 ON YOU IF YOU INSULT TEKKEN AGAIN, BITCH!!!!!! TEKKEN IS THE GREATEST GAME ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND DESERVES TO BE IN THE HALL OF FAME OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND THE JAPANESE HALL OF FAME BECAUSE IT IS WAY TOO GOOD OF A GAME TO BE INSULTED LIKE THAT, BITCH!!!!!! TEKKEN RULES AND DESERVES TO BE TREATED WITH RESPECT!!!!!! TEKKEN WILL BE WORTH THE PRICE OF GOLD ONE DAY, YOU'LL SEE!!!!

Overprotective fan of Tekken here!!!!!

by Jin Kazama March 13, 2005

tekken

A nicely designed versus game, until some douche picked up the art of smashing his opponent into mid air, and keeping him there for the rest of the round, thus, loosing it's realistic feel

Player 1: I'll kick your ass in Tekken cuz I know all the juggling moves and you don't.
Player 2: Your a douche

by Who am I?? February 21, 2009

tekken

1. The Greatest Fighting Game of all time, featuring a variety of very unique characters It doesn't matter which came first cause its better then any game on the market
2. Good beyond words
3. A philosophy dictating that fighting itself is just rather then the goals of the fighting

1. Let's Play Tekken Tag Tournement
2. Oh my god thats...Tekken!
3. Empty concepts like justice are meaningless I shall show you with my Tekken!

by Korhend May 23, 2003