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Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.
I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!
by C'est Logique July 22, 2011
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nigger tight

To over-torque or over-tighten a fastener to the point of stripping its threads or making such bolt or fastener virtually impossible to remove or loosen in the future without breaking or shearing it completely off.
"What's taking you so long to remove that wheel?"

"Latrell put these lugnuts on nigger tight and now I can’t get this wheel off."
by crab rangoon December 15, 2013
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Tightarming

The necessary action of keeping the arms tight to the body to hide unsigthly sweat patches around the arm pits. When all else fails, it is the last line of defence.
Jerry was forced into tightarming, after his decision to wear a light grey tee to the club disasterously backfired when his new anti perspirant failed him in front of the laidies.
by cornstalk August 24, 2009
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tight body

A tight body is a body that lacks body fat, fat folds, etc.
Aye yo girl, you gotta tight body. Aint even got any jelly rolls.
by Legrand5175 June 27, 2016
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Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

King John: I have a mole?!

Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?

Will Scarlet: Perfect.

Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*
by Alecai October 16, 2009
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tight doors

another way of saying "tight pussy". opposite of loose vagina.
Lisa and i were messing around last night and i couldn't hardly get my dick in her pussy, she got some tight doors.
by fuckthathotass69 February 6, 2017
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lefty loosy righty tighty

lefty loosy righty tighty is the oppisite of righty tighty lefty loosy you tun left to tighten and right to loosen propane cylinders and fittings often use left handed threads
i was trying to hook up a propane tank not knowing you go lefty loosy righty tighty i finally figured it out and got the propane tank hooked up
by bluebear December 18, 2021
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