A word commonly used by adolescent girls to describe boys briefs. It is often a condescending remark intended to make the wearer of this type of underwear feel insecure. Wearing this type of underwear is often the result of a humiliating incident at your school. Most teenage boys wear these but keep it a secret because they are afraid that people at school will give them wedgies even though people dont even give wedgies anymore with the exception of Jocks, who are the prime
my girlfriend always giggles when she sees me in my tighty whities. she says there dorky but in a cute way.
i would get giggles from cheerleaders back in high school for them but it had nothing to do with cuteness it had more to do with being pinned down in the middle of the wet football field by the football team wearing nothing but your fruit of the loom briefs.
i would get giggles from cheerleaders back in high school for them but it had nothing to do with cuteness it had more to do with being pinned down in the middle of the wet football field by the football team wearing nothing but your fruit of the loom briefs.
by faceman420 May 10, 2009
When I wear tighty whities bullies at school track me down and when they get to me they take my cloths leaving me in the shameful undies then they hang me by a wedgie in the boys locker room where they fart hoping to make it stink so i have to suffer in my wedgie until my tighty whities break which never happens so I just wait until the custodian comes and lets me down
by Toby flenderson December 31, 2014
The simplest form of underwear available to men of all ages. Usually in the color white but briefs made for childen typically have colored designs on them. They fight tightly over the male crotch region (hence the name) and act as a cradle for the testicles and keeps the penis nice and snug with them. Young men are usually ridiculed for wearing tighty whities because of the simple fact that younger boys wear them in childhood. For comfort, these are the way to go, but don't get caught wearing them!
by TheSpectacularOne May 08, 2009
tight white underwear that is considered dorky,and or uncool to wear mainly nerds and dorks wear them if you wear them you are usually going to be the victam of the wedgie,melvin,hanging wedgie,ect
I didnt have any boxers clean so i had to wear tightie-whities one day i was made fun of and during gym class was tied up and given a hanging wedgie
by William Chad Taite July 11, 2008
A parent or family that is so strict and overprotective, that they would never let their children do anything that was slightly M related.
Sherell: Hello dear, would your son like to join me and my grandchildren to go see the Wallabies get their heads caved in by the All Blacks?
Heather: Absolutely not, my son has to stay home and do his singular sheet of homework that is due in 6 months, and also, sports is too violent, even golf is for people who are really tough and hardcore and that go to the gym everyday and eat raw eggs for some reason.
Sherrell: Wow your family are such Tighty Whities, go lick a Coles trolley ya bozo.
Heather: Absolutely not, my son has to stay home and do his singular sheet of homework that is due in 6 months, and also, sports is too violent, even golf is for people who are really tough and hardcore and that go to the gym everyday and eat raw eggs for some reason.
Sherrell: Wow your family are such Tighty Whities, go lick a Coles trolley ya bozo.
by NOZDOGE24 May 14, 2023
(noun) A nickname given to white briefs underwear for boys and men. Tighty whities are very comfortable, especially when worn by active people. Although tighty whities are comfortable and popular with some people, they are viewed as a nerdy, childish, or dorky underwear choice. Since tighty whities are often the first underwear boys wear after diapers they can be seen as childish choice when worn by older males especially if they are in middle school or high school. Due to their shape a pair of baggy tighty whities bears a feint resemblance to diapers.
If wearing this underwear while changing for P.E one can expect teasing from classmates in a variety of ways: jokes being made about how they look like diapers, pantsings, and the dreaded wedgie.
As someone who has worn tighty whities their entire I have experienced a number of wedgies and have been pantsed countless times. I wore them everyday in high school and received a wedgie almost daily from the ‘cooler’ kids.
Although tighty whities have a bad reputation for being wedgie magnets they are by far the most comfortable underwear and should be worn by everyone.
If wearing this underwear while changing for P.E one can expect teasing from classmates in a variety of ways: jokes being made about how they look like diapers, pantsings, and the dreaded wedgie.
As someone who has worn tighty whities their entire I have experienced a number of wedgies and have been pantsed countless times. I wore them everyday in high school and received a wedgie almost daily from the ‘cooler’ kids.
Although tighty whities have a bad reputation for being wedgie magnets they are by far the most comfortable underwear and should be worn by everyone.
I was changing for gym class and my classmates saw my white Hanes briefs. they all yelled ‘look at the nerd in tighty whities!! let’s get him’. I was quickly surrounded and received wedgies from everyone. after a bit of this they hung me by my tighty whities on a coat hook and took my clothes. I waited there until a janitor let me down because my tighty whities were too sturdy to rip.
by cardamom grapefruit February 17, 2022
Guy: Do you wear tighty whities or boxers?
Me: I usually wear boxers. I only wear tighty whities when I wanna wear my underwear wet.
Guy: What do you mean?
Me: Well, every time I've ever put on tighty whities in my life, I just get hard immediately and they're so tight they just constantly squeeze my balls until I cum. On the bright side, i enjoy they feel when their nice and wet with my warm jizz.
Guy: Dude, I need to go jerk off.
Me: I usually wear boxers. I only wear tighty whities when I wanna wear my underwear wet.
Guy: What do you mean?
Me: Well, every time I've ever put on tighty whities in my life, I just get hard immediately and they're so tight they just constantly squeeze my balls until I cum. On the bright side, i enjoy they feel when their nice and wet with my warm jizz.
Guy: Dude, I need to go jerk off.
by Ph0enixFucker69 August 14, 2022