Tiger Woods nigger 

1) An individual similar to Tiger Woods who has an attitude that he is somehow better than everyone else, gives off the false impression that he is a squeaky clean family man when in actuality he sleeps around with multiple women on the side and behaves like a street whore, and looks like a cross between a baboon & a chink-with a very scary yellow tint to his skin.

2) An ugly uppity motherfucking chigger (chink-nigger) who only marries or sleeps with white women so he can attempt to ameliorate his racial identity, aka: try to be white.

Hey you Tiger Woods nigger, get a real identity & stop sleeping with my white women!

Tiger Woods nigger by Todd Powell January 5, 2010

Tiger Woods 

The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.

We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods by Quido1 December 4, 2009

Tiger Woods 

1. (noun). A dark-skinned (or non-caucasian) male who is only sexually attracted to caucasian women.

2. (noun). A sexually promiscuous man; a man whore.

3. (noun). A married man whose wife has found out that he has been having an extramarital affair or affairs with other women.

4. (noun). A man who is a dangerous and/or accident-prone automobile driver.

5. (noun). A man who is or has been physically abused by a woman, usually a wife or girlfriend.

6. (noun). A mixed race man with dark skin.

1. Tyrell has sex only with white women. He's the Tiger Woods of Harlem.

2. Joe screws every woman he can get into bed.

3. Once Bob's wife Vicky found out he was screwing two women on the side she divorced him and got most of his assets, including the house and car, in the divorce settlement.

4. Jake has been in two car accidents this month. In the first accident he hit a fire hydrant while drinking and texting; in the second accident he drove his Porsche through his neighbor's living room.

5. Eddy had to leave the state because his girlfriend has been beating his ass black and blue. I hear Eddy is going to live in a battered men's shelter with other skinny wimps.

6. With one look Candace knew the male dancer was neither black nor white. All she knew for sure was that he was dark skinned.

Tiger Woods by Johnny Z. Styles May 14, 2010

I had sex with Tiger Woods too 

The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:

1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments

2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are

Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too

I had sex with Tiger Woods too by yobrova December 20, 2009

tiger woods 

to cheat on one's spouse

Ya he totally got caught "tiger woodsing" his wife on a "business trip" in Tijuana.

tiger woods by philosophocles December 23, 2009

Tiger Woods Mindset 

Possesing the mindset of "there is no possible way that I can f this up!" Being confident to the extreme, but never over confident.

I attempted the new water skiing move with a Tiger Woods mindset.

Tiger Woods Mindset by Dennis Burkett October 24, 2007

Tiger Woods 

To get divorced by way of playing 18 holes on the skanky public course when you've got a perfectly good place to use your putter in your own house.

Suddenly, doing the Tiger Woods tour took on a whole new meaning.

Tiger Woods by Cunningest Linguist January 1, 2010