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Todayist

A Todayist is a follower of the religion/political ideology Todayism founded in 2002. Todayist follow the quintessential saying “live everyday as it is your last", while embracing a realist approach, by seeing that shit happens in the world, so might as well enjoy the moment. Todayist embrace and or open to hear and appreciate different thoughts and opinions of others, however do not condemn others to unknown fates such as hell or heaven. For the religious side of things, Todayist are individuals who are sceptical of whether or not there is a god, but do not believe that the direction, practices and scriptures of the church in any religion will result in salvation in the after life. Although there is no god for Todayist in the way that there is an established belief system like other religions, a life lived with no regrets will result in gains and or losses in the after life if there is one or a better or worst form if we are reincarnated. Therefore, a Todayist is a person who acknowledges that shit happens and we can only live for today but hope for a tomorrow, but if there isn't one than we have lived a life without regrets and can engage in what may face us in the end.
John is a Todayist because he supports {Todayism} and its ideas.
by Da_Gr8_One_JM July 8, 2009
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Jimin today

Someone who takes the longest to get ready
Susan’s doing a Jimin today
by Starmy February 10, 2019
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Minnesota Tidal Wave

A non-girly (actually very girly) alcoholic drink created by Marshal Eriksen containing coconut rum, peach schnapps, vanilla vodka, strawberry creme liqueur, cranberry juice, sugar, and Maraschino cherries but Carl from MacLaren's Pub named it the Robin Scherbatsky.
Marshal: Hey Carl, give me a Minnesota Tidal Wave

Carl: You mean a Robin Scherbatsky

Marshal: No, a Minnesota Tidal Wave

Robin: No no Marshal, the man said a Robin Scherbatsky

Marshal: Hey Robin, Canada called and said no one can beat Big Fudge in a dance off. That'll be one Minnesota Tidal Wave Carl.
by BigFudge March 25, 2013
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I was Frozen Today!

An argument ender. It will disorient your opponent the second you utter it. The phrase was used in Suburban Commando, but the use of the sentence was made by The Nostalgia Critic.
Guy 1: "You think you've got it bad?"
Guy 2: "Yes. Worse than you."
Guy 1: "I was frozen today!"
by Dyonus09 October 7, 2009
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todayrow

Today+tomorrow, where one is still awake from the previous day but midnight has passed.
'Todayrow' is a thing now--because fuck you, that's why.

Why do now what you can do todayrow when you can put it off til todayrow--or better yet, tomorrowrow?
by Ptolemy, or something. February 23, 2014
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YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn

It’s over for your kneecaps
40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022
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not today

a phrase used when somebody is not in the mood to deal with anything.
Arianna: “Not today

Lexi: “of course lol”
by southerngirl8 November 28, 2017
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