The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.
Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"
Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"
Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"
**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**
Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"
Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"
**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**
by eLMacK September 23, 2011
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"The Mother-in-Law Ticker robs me of any privacy I thought I had."
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"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."
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"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
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"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."
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"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."
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"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
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"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."
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A "ticker" is any person who participates in a hobby that contains a large number feats to be accomplished whereby their personal understanding of success or victory in this field is correlated to how close to 100% of the accomplishments they can "tick" off their list. This applies to hikers looking to summit the highest peak in all 50 states, bird watchers, visiting the countries of the world, trying all of the restaurants in a large city and bedding every last male and/or female on the planet.
This term is often used in a pejorative sense as oftentimes the desire to "tick" things off one's list interferes with one's actual enjoyment or even awareness of the act. Ticking is also almost always associated with some degree of nerdery.
This term is often used in a pejorative sense as oftentimes the desire to "tick" things off one's list interferes with one's actual enjoyment or even awareness of the act. Ticking is also almost always associated with some degree of nerdery.
Bill tells me that he "reviewed" 120 beers at the beer festival. I think he's full of shit saying he remembers them all and that he's probably just in it for the numbers so that he can brag to his stupid friends. He's just another ticker.
by SomeBA September 12, 2009
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