Thurston

A kid that was born with knowledge of chemistry. He writes down answers at lightning speed before it is even taught.

Yo Thurston, lemme copy!

by desert fox July 15, 2008

Thurston

A term for an STD that could of come from one of 1,100 people in a dorm at GWU.

I went to the doctor last week and found out I had a Thurston...wish I only had herpes.

by Adam Beck September 4, 2006

Winchester Thurston

A school with two campuses, North and City, in Pittsburgh, PA. The class of 2014 are being bombarded with bullying seminars. It's from PK to 12th grade, and co-ed.

"Kids, you are bullying each other!! Sit at assigned tables!"

"Do you ever....
-lock people in rooms
-punch/kick people
-kill people"

"uhh no"

"yes you do! take another bullying quiz and seminar!"

Winchester Thurston sample dialogue

by don'tyoudareforget April 19, 2009

Thurston

a guy who is sensational at basketball

joe - dude that guy is such a thurston
randy - fer sure

by BBaller2010 April 13, 2010

Thurston Howl the Third

Nickname for a classy professional drinker at a party who can handle his alcohol, bartend, ect. somehow keeping it all together when normal people should have passed out hours ago.

"How the hell is it possible for Thurston Howl the Third to still be drinking?"

by lets start drinking January 26, 2008

thurpa

when your pantyhose get a hole and the little fat bubble pops through

word origin is FUPA combined with an expense account and alcohol.

OMG my skirt is too short to cover up my thurpa...oh yes I would like another martini, put it on her bill.

by 7A September 13, 2011

Thurstrug

A word to describe an intense attraction to someone but having to contain it

Dude! your mom came out in a towel yesterday. That was a Thurstrug!

by Silver cloud peeps August 18, 2019