Thumping Gourd

the act of kicking someone's ass in a way that causes them to have thoughts of suicide.

"dude, why aren't you online? i've been thumping gourd all day long."

by big goobie April 22, 2010

theater thumping

Having sex in a theater or similiar setting. Getting caught is optional.

We got thrown out of the movie for theater thumping.

by Warian2099 July 14, 2007

thumping onion

When you see someone you like, and your heart starts thumping quicker.. this happens the same, but just to your onion (a.k.a) pussy

"She's gotta thumping onion for Ken"

by Thumping dogs January 8, 2017

dicky thumping

to sex hardcore
to have wild sex

I couldnt answer my phone cause i was straight dicky thumping.

Last night i got dome but she wouldnt dicky thump.

by Sam Bono July 18, 2007

Grundle Thumping

When two lesbians scissor so ferociously that their grundles emit a thumping noise

Bro did hear those dykes grundle thumping!

by DJ RectalFlex June 24, 2013

Willy thumping

A classic saying heard when two men thump their willies with peeled back foreskin.

Jeff: Did you see both Haruto and Alex yesterday at school?
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 6, 2018

craw thumping

a self-satisfied Holy Joe self-righteous public beating of the breast in a holier-than-thou 'I am a sinner but you are a far greater sinner than me, ye unclear shite' type of way

I am sick and tired of the craw-thumping of certain self-styled environmentalists who tell people who were born in a rural area that they cannot live there.
The right manipulates the financial side while craw thumping about moral values, while the left undermines every social good while crying crocodile tears for the underdog.

by OpaPene December 15, 2008