thumbing the cookie

The act of group sex whilst listening to obscenely loud rock music and eating jaffa cakes

HEY JONNIE, STOP THUMBING THE COOKIES AND GET YOUR CANDY ASS OVER TO THE STUDIO FOR SOME HARDCORE ROCK-TUNEZ!!
or something to that effect

by Albert Q Fuxbridgingberry March 16, 2004

thumbing it in slack

When a man fails to achieve an erection but is undaunted and proceeds to push his penis into the vagina or more commonly anus and attempts sloppy sex by pushing in his penis with his thumb.

Nathan - Aww man im going to jail. imma be some guys bitch. i hope they are tender and start by thumbing it in slack

by SGTKM December 1, 2010

Dirty Thumbprint

Sex act in the same realm of the "Dirty Sanchez" and other named acts/descriptions. A sexual act that occurs when a couple is engaged in doggy style sex. The male inserts his thumb into the anus of the female during vaginal intercourse. When she turns her head around to see what happened, he makes a poop thumbprint on her forehead.

"I was so into it when he was fucking me from behind that I barely noticed his thumb in my ass. When I turned around to ask him to fuck me harder, he gave me the dirty thumbprint."

by RHGF04 July 18, 2006

Thumbing

To thumb yourself - to thumb or stick your thumb or finger into ones anus.

Man - "Tom what are you doing?"
Tom - "I'm thumbing myself, it feels very nice."

by Plice December 31, 2011

Tumblring

1. To look blog from blog on Tumblr because of sheer boredom.
2. Going on Tumblr just to look at funny picture or posts.

Tony - What are you doing?
Ebs - On Tumblr
Tony - Oh you mean you're Tumblring?
Ebs - Yup!

by Rekarnated May 20, 2010

Toilet thumbing

The act of typing into a mobile communications device while seated in a toilet stall.

I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.

by Phast January 8, 2009

Timbering

The act of planking on your backside with a boner. when you lay down in any place with your boner facing strqaight up to the sky.

-The man was timbering in the middle of the sidewalk
-while timbering my tree started to fall down

by mojoman449988231 September 21, 2011