Truckers Coffee

Coffee laced with methamphetamine.

I drank some truckers coffee to stay awake for an 11-hour long haul.

by ngtc July 9, 2014

trucker tan

Tan on one of your arms... happens when u drive around in the summer and rest one arm out the window.

Guy 1: Dude... why is your one arm darker than the other?
Guy 2: Its cause ive been driving around all summer... its a trucker tan man...

by Papageorgiou June 1, 2006

Tucker Max Fail

Promising a groundbreaking innovative genre changing product; and then having to admit that nobody bought it, or was interested in it. An epic fail Characterized by constantly changing your story, denying that you said something you posted online only a few months before; and responding to substantive criticism by simply claiming that the critic is a loser.

Man, Windows Vista is a total Tucker Max fail!

by mcbeerlovin July 30, 2009

Tucker telephone

A Tucker Telephone is a torture device invented in Tucker State Prison in Arkansas, using the magneto from an old hand-crank telephone. The ground wire was attached to the big toe, the hot wire to the genitals, and crank away. A "long distance call" was an extended series of shocks. The scene depicted in the movie "Brubaker" was a good portrayal of the real practice. "Brubaker" was a realistic portrayal of life in Cummins and Tucker Prison Farms in Arkansas until the prison reforms of Gov. Winthrop Rockefeller. A variation of the Tucker Telephone was used an an interrogation tool in Viet Nam and Abu Graib using stripped-down field telephones. It is still commonly used all over the world.

"Hey, Merle! Prisoner 1531142 jest threw poop on a guard. Let's let him Phone Home on the Tucker Telephone!"

by davidebert March 23, 2008

trucker dick

When a man doesn't wash his penis,testicles or asshole for a long period of time causing a foul odor that exudes from his entire being.

Man do you smell that? Someone has trucker dick up in this mutherfucker!!

by MollyRust August 24, 2017

tuckered

exhausted, tired, finished, drained, tuckered out

After that long walk she was all tuckered out.

by aphrael October 4, 2005

Tucker Death Mix

Everclear, Gatorade, and Redbull. Invented by the great Tucker Max himself, and immortalized in the UT Weekend story. Usually Carried around in a camelbak at a sports event, and used to get extremeley shithoused.

Arik drank Tucker Death Mix last Saturday and woke up in the park covered in puke and dog shit.

by Barker Gerard March 29, 2005