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Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem

The sociological rule that one person wearing a fedora in a larger group may be stylistically unique, but two or more people wearing a fedora in a larger group renders every person in that group a douchebag.
Check it out - another fedora. What a douchebag.

No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
by CreditToJoe August 19, 2010
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minor threat

A influential punk band in the 80's. They were instrumental in the formation of the DC HarDCore scene in Washington, DC. The band was fronted by Ian MacKaye and included Brian Baker on bass, Lyle Preslar on guitar, and Jeff Nelson on drums. The band is probably most famous for the song 'Straightedge'. MacKaye currently fronts Fugazi, and Baker plays in Bad Religion.
Dude, Minor Threat were an amazing example of DC HarDCore.
by Dayglo November 9, 2004
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thrift threat

A thrift threat is a noticeably trendy/indie individual in a thrift store, whom you know will take all the good clothes before you.
Did you see the guy wearing that cool vintage jacket in the thrift store? total thrift threat.
by nihilisticcriminal March 16, 2023
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Thruster

A person who looks/acts like someone who would hump boringly, quickly, and selfishly during the act of mating. This person would also finish his or her climax in a annoying seizure like manner, followed by insincere apologies.
Typically spotted wearing Ratt t-shirts, stone washed jeans, cotton muscle sweat pants, cut-off denim shorts, cell phone clips, high school class rings, colored tube socks with LA Gear sneakers, confederate flag fashions of any kind, brass knuckles, Kiss tattoos, Oakley sunglasses indoors, being shirtless in inappropriate locations, turtle necks under sweaters, and anything close to or including a mullet.

"Whoa, look at that Thruster! I'll bet he gives it hard and fast!"

(Pointing out a loud, stuck in 80's metal, mullet-head) "That guy is a serious Thruster!"
by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2005
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Thrust

Moving your dick foward at yeet-level speeds
Eugene: Having you ever tryed thrusting into cheese wheel
Normal dude: DAFUQ, this is why you dont have a girlfriend
by Zip zop zot begone thot June 11, 2018
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School Threat

When someone gets abused and bullied at school so they take all their anger out on NBA2K

They tend to use the N word and do School Threat type of things like screaming in their mic.

They are normally muted or used for entertainment
Ayy Brady, this school threat keeps messaging me.
by little cardio November 17, 2020
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threshix

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by Nightbot but better January 31, 2020
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