alabama tree frog

A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.

Dude, Evan was an Alabama Tree frog last night. He told me all about it.

by yeet_god April 19, 2018

you can't get there from here

A situation where streets have been subject to so much traffic calming modification (eg fences, traffic lights, one way streets) that it is impossible to get to the place you want, even though you can see it clearly.

Tourist: "I want to go to that shop but there's nowhere to cross the street."
Local: "You can't get there from here. You have to go back the way you came to the traffic lights, cross over to the other side of the street, walk back this way, go past here, then three blocks down there's a pedestrian crossing, cross back to this side, and head back down this way."
Tourist: "That's ridiculous!"
Local: "Yeah, but what can you do?"

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 15, 2013

tree frog

A Tree Frog can be many things. A Tree Frog can be a frog that lives in a tree, or a total army of frogs ready to kill you. It normally is followed by a Lawn or a Police Car.

HoLy: tree frog lawn police car yam hay gag haystack moon eggplant

INK LINK: THE SECRET PHRASE "TREE FROG" WAS FOUND!!

by Cloud July 4, 2004

Tree Frogs

Little slimy creatures who hang out inbetween your sliding glass doors, and wait to either be squished to death or jump and urinate all over your head. If you don’t like frogs then don’t move to Florida because catching them will become a daily thing.

Tree Frogs.

by Jaynedine August 1, 2018

Tree frog

A rabid dwarf that runs around humping trees.

“That damn tree frog left a jizz stain on my peach tree”

by Chicathehorse March 20, 2023

german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).

Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.

by PuyallupPancho May 16, 2021

Sticky Tree Frogs

A soccer club based out of Kent, OH made up of an incredible group of wet and sticky lads. Formed in 2021 by defender Mathias Broyles, the frogs feature many stars from all over the world.

The Sticky Tree Frogs took another massive W last night by 25 goals.

by AnAmericanSoccerBoi November 22, 2021