no thoughts head empty

when you have encountered so flabbergasting that your brain cells have left the chat, leaving you with no thoughts, speechless.

"I've mistaken my grandma's ashes for ground black pepper."
"no thoughts head empty"

by moonclqud September 27, 2019

Thou art

Archaic way to say: "You are"

Thou art a fat boy Jimmy
Art thou feeling it?

by Gfuck September 1, 2013

sike you thought

Sike you thought is like a term used when a person is joking around or tried to make you believe something that wasn’t true.

For example; bob: Can I copy off your work? Joe: sure (almost hands the paper) Sike you thought!!

by Izzzyywpl November 21, 2017

thousand island dressing

The discharge a girl has when she is on her period and has a yeast infection at the same time

Alissa was so horny she couldn't wait to eat out her girlfriend. Alissa didn't care that her girlfriend was on her rag and didn't know she had a yeast infection, so she got a taste of thousand island dressing.

by cookiesandtits March 16, 2014

Thoum’st

Thoum’st is a synonym for “the”,
It is also a abbreviation of

“thou isn’t “

“Mom said it’s my turn with thoum’st X-box” said Timothy.

by Thoum’st coolest dude October 17, 2018

Thoughtsman

A man who masturbates using only his thoughts by choice/due to the unavailability of pornography.

Tim went to summer camp and had to become a thoughtsman due to the lack of internet access.

by SnakAttack April 1, 2011

train of thought

Similar to the subway of unconsciousness and the airplane of logic, the train of thought is used to casually describe one's thought process. It is usually lost, sometimes derailed, frequently hijacked, and has been known to reverse course. Also, the train of thought is never stated to have a beginning or an end, and it is unknown whether there are any passengers on board.

Dang it, I lost my train of thought again.

by dan.s August 17, 2008