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Thirsty Magoo

Simply put: Best drink ever! If you've never had one, you don't know what your missing! Get into your local watering hole as quickly as possible and ask your local purveyor of adult libations to pour you one. If they claim they don't know what you're talking about; spit on them and leave. Life's too short to spend time in a place where you can't get a decent Thirsty Magoo!
Truxx was having a pretty bad day until he walked into the bar and announced "Thirsty Magoo?, Don't mind if I do!" After the first sip, he knew everything would be fine and there was plenty of time.
by Bob Dobalina August 4, 2007
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thirstiful

When one feels thirsty and full simultaneously.
"I've drunk so much water and my stomach feels as though I could not drink another drop, but my thirst is still not quite quenched."
"Ah, you're thirstiful."
by Charding July 15, 2015
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dick thirsty

A person who wants dick in his/her mouth all the time. AND LOVES TO SWALLOW SEMEN. Usually gives great dome.
Mike: Damn, that bitch Cattie is hella dick thirsty.
Cattie: I want your semen down my throat NOW.
by Free Xilo October 22, 2009
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Thirsty Aggressive

A thirsty aggressive person is one who is to eager to come up whether male or female. A thirsty aggressive person usually is straight to the point and makes the other person feel uncomfortable. They think they are bound to come up but don't realize that they are being perceived as thirsty and too aggressive.
Guy: Hey did tim come up off that girl he was talking too??

Guy 2: Naw man, she said he was thirsty aggressive and she wasn't feeling him.
by uptwnxs August 17, 2010
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Thirsty ass hoe

Reyah was lookin at him like a thirsty ass hoe
by LSmith457 February 16, 2017
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thirstday

noun: A day of the week that a thirsty a**hole wants someone so bad obviously, to the point it supersedes all other days in the week which the desire for intercourse is request and/or demanded.
This guy at the gym asked for my phone number, but when I responded, "sorry, I'm married." He came back with, "Oh that's cool, maybe I can follow you in insta, twitter, FB, and snapchat; anything where I can show you my d**ck "...it must be Thirstday.
by nathanplacroix December 3, 2019
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Thirsty Little Demon

A Tik Tok meme, showing a black human-like creature that gets into your house and steals your milk or other liquids that he can drink.
by P_V_M December 12, 2019
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