panty thief

A guy who appreciates the soilage in a womans crotch panel of her panties, sniffs and licks the contents while achieving orgasm. This may occur numerous times with the same pair. However the honest ones returns them, discreetley. The smart one keeps the best ones and locks them up in airtight bags, containing the aroma and taste.

I'm a panty thief and have enjoyed some of the best, funkiest crusty tastey soiled crotch panels there is. Wanna see my collection?

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

TheLegend27

Used in a Game Of War advertisement that was played very frequently this past month making it easy for everyone to relate to seeing it. Supposedly, TheLegend27 is a the greatest Game Of War player of all time. Must note he is fictional.

Man 1: I'm supposed to be playing Game Of War, but this one player keeps kicking my ass
Man 2: TheLegend27?
Man 1: Yeah, TheLegend27
Girl 1: Who's TheLegend27

by Gerald's Son December 14, 2016

Pillow Thief

The act of stealing the pillows from your significant other in the middle of the night, leaving their head in an awkward angle so they wake with kinks.

N/A - See Definition of: Pillow Thief

by Pillow Thief March 10, 2011

condiment thief

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.

Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick

by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012

Salary Thief

A salary thief is someone who receives a salary from a company but has no intention of giving anything of value in return.

"He is a waster..."
"He would look for any information to have something over other people"
"A pineapple sitting in his chair would be more productive than he is"
"He is like a broken pencil..... Pointless"
"He is a salary thief...."

by say it as it is January 9, 2015

chromosome thief

(n). One who steals another's chromosomes to bring about autism, down syndrome, etc.

Look out, there's a chromosome thief coming towards us!

by _thememeprophet_ February 27, 2017

nigger thief

The common man in Detroit.

"Whats faster than a nigger thief in Detroit with your TV? His brother with your radio!!"

by nigga lova February 14, 2008