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therapy monkey 

Slang for an Artificial Intelligence therapist who will mirror your questions and give you answers that mirror your questions.
I gotta get to my therapy monkey who looks like Scarlett Johansson; I’m meeting her online in about five minutes!

Therapy Session 

For someone to be a complete nuisance and annoyance, and saying that they're a therapy session states that they are the cause of you going to a therapy session.
Nuisance: Why do you like green?
You: Cuz its cool.
Nuisance: Why is it cool?
You: idk.
Nuisance: Why don't you know?
You: Oh my gosh, you're being a damn THERAPY SESSION right now.
Nuisance: ...
Therapy Session by Sorin's Defs October 31, 2017

Therapy Blog 

A blog where you can talk about things that bother you, because you need someone to talk to but you don't want to talk to your friends, and you can't afford a therapist.
I don't want to burden my friends, so i'll just write in my therapy blog instead.
Therapy Blog by masnillab November 22, 2009

Therapy Row 

Two parallel rows of parking spaces reserved for high-ranking faculty and alumni on the West end of Childs Way at the University of Southern California. Named for the therapeutic effects it has on students and passersby from the proliferation of expensive cars along its length.
"The other day, when I was feeling stressed about my Bio midterm, I saw another amazing Rolls on Therapy Row. I felt better immediately."
Therapy Row by TimmyTrojan February 24, 2010

therapy movie 

a movie to watch with ice cream as therapy for a bad breakup or a relationship issue
Sarah had a hard breakup so she watched a therapy movie when she got home.
therapy movie by AZBYCX1234 June 21, 2009